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pry--pry/lib/pry/commands/easter_eggs.rb
2012-08-27 20:36:16 +12:00

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class Pry
Pry::Commands.instance_eval do
command "nyan-cat", "", :requires_gem => ["nyancat"] do
run ".nyancat"
end
command(/!s\/(.*?)\/(.*?)/, "") do |source, dest|
eval_string.gsub!(/#{source}/) { dest }
run "show-input"
end
command "get-naked", "" do
text = %{
--
We dont have to take our clothes off to have a good time.
We could dance & party all night And drink some cherry wine.
-- Jermaine Stewart }
output.puts text
text
end
command "east-coker", "" do
text = %{
--
Now the light falls
Across the open field, leaving the deep lane
Shuttered with branches, dark in the afternoon,
Where you lean against a bank while a van passes,
And the deep lane insists on the direction
Into the village, in the electric heat
Hypnotised. In a warm haze the sultry light
Is absorbed, not refracted, by grey stone.
The dahlias sleep in the empty silence.
Wait for the early owl.
-- T.S Eliot
}
output.puts text
text
end
command "cohen-poem", "" do
text = %{
--
When this American woman,
whose thighs are bound in casual red cloth,
comes thundering past my sitting place
like a forest-burning Mongol tribe,
the city is ravished
and brittle buildings of a hundred years
splash into the street;
and my eyes are burnt
for the embroidered Chinese girls,
already old,
and so small between the thin pines
on these enormous landscapes,
that if you turn your head
they are lost for hours.
-- Leonard Cohen
}
output.puts text
text
end
command "pessoa-poem", "" do
output.puts <<-TEXT
--
I've gone to bed with every feeling,
I've been the pimp of every emotion,
All felt sensations have bought me drinks,
I've traded glances with every motive for every act,
I've held hands with every urge to depart,
..
Rage, foam, the vastness that doesn't fit in my handkerchief,
The dog in heat howling in the night,
The pond from the farm going in circles around my insomnia,
The woods as they were, on our late-afternoon walks, the rose,
The indifferent tuft of hair, the moss, the pines,
The rage of not containing all this, not retaining all this,
O abstract hunger for things, impotent libido for moments,
Intellectual orgy of feeling life!
-- Fernando Pessoa
TEXT
end
command "test-ansi", "" do
prev_color = Pry.color
Pry.color = true
picture = unindent <<-'EOS'.gsub(/[[:alpha:]!]/) { |s| text.red(s) }
____ _______________________
/ \ | A W G |
/ O O \ | N I O N ! |
| | | S S R I ! |
\ \__/ / __| I K ! |
\____/ \________________________|
EOS
if windows_ansi?
move_up = proc { |n| "\e[#{n}F" }
else
move_up = proc { |n| "\e[#{n}A\e[0G" }
end
output.puts "\n" * 6
output.puts picture.lines.map(&:chomp).reverse.join(move_up[1])
output.puts "\n" * 6
output.puts "** ENV['TERM'] is #{ENV['TERM']} **\n\n"
Pry.color = prev_color
end
end
end