diff --git a/test/lib/minitest/unit.rb b/test/lib/minitest/unit.rb
index c561abe3ed..e67ca02cd8 100644
--- a/test/lib/minitest/unit.rb
+++ b/test/lib/minitest/unit.rb
@@ -1328,18 +1328,6 @@ module MiniTest
 
       reset
 
-      ##
-      # Call this at the top of your tests when you absolutely
-      # positively need to have ordered tests. In doing so, you're
-      # admitting that you suck and your tests are weak.
-
-      def self.i_suck_and_my_tests_are_order_dependent!
-        class << self
-          undef_method :test_order if method_defined? :test_order
-          define_method :test_order do :alpha end
-        end
-      end
-
       ##
       # Make diffs for this TestCase use #pretty_inspect so that diff
       # in assert_equal can be more details. NOTE: this is much slower
diff --git a/test/minitest/test_minitest_unit.rb b/test/minitest/test_minitest_unit.rb
index 6a01b6cfe3..61bfe25ee3 100644
--- a/test/minitest/test_minitest_unit.rb
+++ b/test/minitest/test_minitest_unit.rb
@@ -1648,28 +1648,6 @@ class TestMiniTestUnitTestCase < MiniTest::Unit::TestCase
     assert_equal expected, sample_test_case.test_methods
   end
 
-  def test_i_suck_and_my_tests_are_order_dependent_bang_sets_test_order_alpha
-    @assertion_count = 0
-
-    shitty_test_case = Class.new MiniTest::Unit::TestCase
-
-    shitty_test_case.i_suck_and_my_tests_are_order_dependent!
-
-    assert_equal :alpha, shitty_test_case.test_order
-  end
-
-  def test_i_suck_and_my_tests_are_order_dependent_bang_does_not_warn
-    @assertion_count = 0
-
-    shitty_test_case = Class.new MiniTest::Unit::TestCase
-
-    def shitty_test_case.test_order ; :lol end
-
-    assert_silent do
-      shitty_test_case.i_suck_and_my_tests_are_order_dependent!
-    end
-  end
-
   def util_assert_triggered expected, klass = MiniTest::Assertion
     e = assert_raises klass do
       yield